Dialogue with Slim

emt803

Senior Member
#41
Let me begin by saying....Nice. I literally laughed out loud at this while I was at work today and I needed it. After waking up this morning, making my losing picks, going running , making breakfast and getting ready to go to work on a BEAUTIFUL morning....I walk outside to a car whose transmission was done.....NOT MOVING....DONE!. My day has literally been shit today...I went from a scheduled 48 hour to a LITERALLY 4 day strait 96 hour shift simply due to the fact that I have no ride home (don't feel sorry for me, you see what I am doing currently while on this shift and I will get PLENTY o' SLEEP). My girlfriend took my other car to Florida because her Dad is having a cardiac bypass, I just got over Strep which apparently has caused a huge rash to develop across my eyes and nose (and no, it isn't Herpes or any other STD so don't get worried) ....blah blah blah....life sucks today. But this made me laugh. Since I am the gutter slut of the NBA forum and I know all of you intimately, here is my critique of your assessments Slim:

Write-Up Guy (Slim): Most of your self analysis was spot on, however, I do believe that we have a different interpretation of the term "write-up". I'm not sure if, "Knicks -2 I like it...Golden State -4 No Opinion....and your Knicks pick I HATE IT, good luck with your picks today :cheers1: ", counts as a "write-up", but to each his own (and yes, this is verbatim one of Slim's "write-ups" in reference to my picks of the day). Simply put, if you are "write-up guy" then Gully is William Skakespeare.

Play2win: What can I say, he does use the clover key even more often than I do (and that is saying something)...but he is always positive and I always appreciate the fact that someone took the time to skip through my losing picks and analysis to reply at all some days.

Board Slut (EMT) : You son of a bitch hahahaha...The funniest thing about your assessment of me is that 99% of it is correct. I am the same way at work. Mr. Peacemaker, always trying to save the day and make sure everyone is getting along and supported. I think everyone here knows that my true life partner is Kenzie and although I'm a flirty little slut while the 'getting is good', I'm not a cheat. The 1% of your assessment that isn't true Slim, is that while I have been a loyal "tail" of Gully, sportsrfun, etc etc...I have never tailed you on a card EVER.....you do the math on that one haha.....what's the saying, "A slut gives it to everyone, a bitch gives it to everyone BUT YOU"....perhaps I should of been BOARD BITCH because I'm not coming near your picks!

Gadget Guy (Sports4ALL) : Say what you want about sportsrfun, the guy is probably the best system player on the board. He develops systems and can actually explain them, which makes me believe he knows what he's doing and is not simply reposting someone elses picks. Either way, if I'm a whore...he's my pimp, but the PAY IS EXCELLENT.

Which leads us to this next guy.....

Scam Artist Poster (EPS) : No person has been able to ride the coattails of other peoples picks like PoCaleb. That is definetly the impression that I got about this guy with his one simple response to the question, "You've been doing really good lately, what does your "model" (please) consist of?"...the answer I received : ITS CONFIDENTIAL....Do fucking what? It's confidential? Why are you here then? Either you are reposting someone else's picks, or you have the smallest penis on the planet (and trust the board slut, I've seen a few) and you are here so that a bunch of men can stroke your ego when your Lamar High School -3 actually hits twice in one weekend....My favorite is: "My model shows they win by DD, but I'll take the +24 points"...that way when it wins SU (which it rarely does) your a fucking genius, but when it does cover by the grace of God everyone who isn't already up to their waist in bullshit can take a knee and :bow: EPSI .......
Made Man (Teddy June) : You're a smart man Slim, I'm not fucking with this guy either.

Best Capper You've Never Tailed (dirtymoney) : You know me, I have tailed him too.

But the main man, the one that I have no idea why was excluded (jealousy maybe) the real write up guy, Modern day Shakespeare, NBA situational marvel, Golly I'M GULLY. Without a doubt, the leader of the NBA forum. Sure he doesn't have the trendy Quarter and Half plays, he rarely tails, but will always give a reason to why he likes a team and always takes the time to post, and is the glue that holds the NBA forum together. Thank you for all that you do Gully. This guy is so good he gives takes away wins off his record for the fuck of it and still has a great percentage....but best of all, he can decipher through the mountains of bullshit that his wanna be little brother Slim writes , to simply state..."Let's agree to disagree" and laugh at him ....all the way to the bank.....

What I really want to know, is how cenger got left out of all of this?...he has given out more shit to more people (SPD ring a bell) on a consistent basis than anyone here, how does he get left out? In all seriousness, I love you Slim and I know that you will be able to see that I am just giving you a little shit back. To all the guys that are in the NBA forum, I would truly help any of you guys out if you ever needed it "out in the real world" and I always look forward to shooting the shit about picks with all of you day in and day out. Thanks for teaching me how to make money.... :luck:
 
#42
:rofl::rofl:

Glad you were a good sport about this EMT, your retaliations were quite witty as well.

Way to be a good sport and show you can bust a lil balls and enjoy some good ol humor :cheers1:
 

emt803

Senior Member
#45
Jawnny Cash said:
:rofl::rofl:

Glad you were a good sport about this EMT, your retaliations were quite witty as well.

Way to be a good sport and show you can bust a lil balls and enjoy some good ol humor :cheers1:
I absolutely love it here Jawnny....thank you SPD (long story) haha[hr]
MoneyMaker said:
again...I'm not fucking mentioned! :scream:
And boy, I tell you...that mother fucker that calls himself Money Maker.....what an attention seeking Cock Knocker..... haha

Actually, MM...you had me at hello....meet you in the shower..(i've got the soap)[hr]
cenger66 said:
i finally got mentioned haha. thanks emt
I think Slim was probably scared to pick on you.....
 

cenger66

Senior Member
#48
cenger66 said:
i finally got mentioned haha. thanks emt
I think Slim was probably scared to pick on you.....
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haha ive known slim for a while now, hes not afraid to pick on anyone, i guess i just havent been obnoxious enough since spd got yanked :rofl:
 

Slim

Senior Member
#49
Ok, let me get a couple things out here really quick because nothing is more important to a king than protecting his crown.

EMT, I am glad that you were such a good sport and im happy that you were able to give Gully a little hand-job in the process. I bet he enjoyed that. Especially on a snowy day like this, it brought a little warmth to his heart that you were willing to warm up your hands and give him a steady stroke for a couple paragraphs. Congrats, just make sure you whipe that shit off your chin before you start typing again.

As far as me being a loser, yes. I am. I lose about 50% of the time and I end up losing juice. The problem is, you are looking at the wrong guy as a role-model. You need to start looking at me as your daddy, because you are never going to be a winner. At most, you will be a novelty act that types something cute from time to time. Dont set your bar too high homie, settle down where I am and you might make a name for yourself yet.

:thanks:
 

Smitty

Senior Member
#52
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


Best thread this board has ever had. Ready for Eps and Tj's comments :popcorn:
 

tababomb

Senior Member
#53
Slim said:
You need to start looking at me as your daddy, because you are never going to be a winner.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Listen here MFer. I'm clearly Daddy in this joint. Look under my damn name. You can be that creepy Uncle, but that's all I'm going to give you at this point! :rofl:
 
#54
I appreciate being part of it. Your my boy blue! :bowl: lol, I dumped my oddsmaker signature seeing how none you fuckers want to sign up. I've always been a records guy at forums, and mine is below again, couldn't fit the oddsmaker link and records, too many characters .:thumbsup:
 

emt803

Senior Member
#58
Slim said:
Ok, let me get a couple things out here really quick because nothing is more important to a king than protecting his crown.

EMT, I am glad that you were such a good sport and im happy that you were able to give Gully a little hand-job in the process. I bet he enjoyed that. Especially on a snowy day like this, it brought a little warmth to his heart that you were willing to warm up your hands and give him a steady stroke for a couple paragraphs. Congrats, just make sure you whipe that shit off your chin before you start typing again.

As far as me being a loser, yes. I am. I lose about 50% of the time and I end up losing juice. The problem is, you are looking at the wrong guy as a role-model. You need to start looking at me as your daddy, because you are never going to be a winner. At most, you will be a novelty act that types something cute from time to time. Dont set your bar too high homie, settle down where I am and you might make a name for yourself yet.

:thanks:
Now, now...let's put things back into perspective...I never called you a loser Slim. I've tailed winners, I've tailed losers......I'm not quite sure where that leaves you. So far it's left me with a little more in my oddsmaker account that Teddy mentioned a few posts ago (thanks for that btw Teddy, been playing on that same hundo for two months now, it's only at $142 after 1000 plays, but whatever). And Slim....what's up with all of the homosexual mental pictures that you are having of me? A psychologist would have a field day with you buddy, but probably not as much fun as you seem to be having with it so I'll let you be. (Truly, if you are wondering, I'm more of a reach around kind of guy). And lastly, you go from ignoring Gully, to including him in your homosexual day dreams about me.....tisk tisk....I'm not sure what color your eyes are (from the sounds of things they should be brown), but green is not a very good color on you Slim.....I love you man.....
 
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